Angry Asphalt and Sunny Weather

• Misogynist Beat Poets (in 2009 for christ's sake!)
• Commenters on online Star Tribune articles- who has the time? And if you do, you're not living up to your potential...or maybe you are and that's sad.

The Winningest Wednesday of All

• Music (I'm really into silence)
• Rabies shots for indoor cats
• The USPS (seriously, it's like they show up whenever they get around to it. The substitute mailman at work shows up with headphones on and grunts at us. But, I guess it's cool- we're not like a business or anything so feel free to deliver mail anytime within a 12-hour window)